me: eats sausage for dinner
mom: eat some veggies
mom: life is not just about sausages
davestriderspelvis reblogged quotesbyliza
#AMY I DIDN’T REALIZE YOU HAD A BLOG OF YOUR MOM’S QUOTES OH MY GOD
LOL YEP I DO
I HAVE SO MANY QUOTES FROM HER I HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE BLOG FOR IT
AND THIS REALLY ISN’T ALL OF THEM
SHE SAYS SO MUCH STUFF THAT I OFTEN TO FORGET TO POST THEM
I JUST CANT KEEP UP WITH THIS WOMAN I SIMPLY DONT UNDERSTAND
Liza: Amy, I'm TIRED of you not cleaning up the kitchen!
Liza: Why don't you clean up the messes I left you?!
Me:
Me: am I allowed to tell you what was so wrong with that sentence or
my mom: There's rice and white fish in the kitchen. You can eat the vegetable leftover from last night and make yourself a nice plate.
me: Why are you getting dressed? Are you going somewhere?
my mom: Yeah I'm going out for lunch; Dim Sum!
me:
me: WOW HOW CONSIDERATE OF YOU TO LEAVE ME LEFTOVERS FOR LUNCH WHILE YOU GO AND EAT FANCY CAVIAR COVERED WONTONS
Ok mom, calm down.
Me: I applied to <————> college. Are you happy now?
Liza: *half asleep* yes, congratulations on getting accepted…
Me: ? No mom I only just applied. No one has been accepted yet.
Liza: hnn? Bwuh? *finally wakes up to reality* …oh.Fwahahaha I think I just played a part in some weird twisted dream of hers XD
Liza: *eats fake crab meat*
Liza: *eats brownie*
Liza: THAT WAS TERRIBLE
Liza: *proceeds to enter coughing fit*
Me: LOL THAT WAS YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT
*sale at shoprite where if you spend $300 you get a free turkey*
*liza buys a shitload of toilet paper*
Liza: I'll just have to wipe my butt more often.
