|—||Liza when she thought I was taking birth control|
just walked through the kitchen as mom was putting some food away and all i heard was her muttering “pork chop world…” really dramatically
LOL YEP I DO
I HAVE SO MANY QUOTES FROM HER I HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE BLOG FOR IT
AND THIS REALLY ISN’T ALL OF THEM
SHE SAYS SO MUCH STUFF THAT I OFTEN TO FORGET TO POST THEM
I JUST CANT KEEP UP WITH THIS WOMAN I SIMPLY DONT UNDERSTAND
Mom, how did you pull this off?!
It’s always funny to shop with mom #shorty
my mom forgot how to say “cooler” so she said “put some ice in the freezer chest”
Mom is in “meatball mode”
Mom: I’m in meatball mode!
Ok mom, calm down.
Me: I applied to <————> college. Are you happy now?
Liza: *half asleep* yes, congratulations on getting accepted…
Me: ? No mom I only just applied. No one has been accepted yet.
Liza: hnn? Bwuh? *finally wakes up to reality* …oh.
Fwahahaha I think I just played a part in some weird twisted dream of hers XD
so my mom can’t spell “carrot” (at Noodle Chu Dim Sum Seafood House)